Albino's Anonymous?

Could a place such exist? 

Just thinking about that title is hilarious to me.

Cause there would be nothing Anonymous about a bunch of Albino's...

with their death white skin, snake eyes and putrid obors...

People 2 towns over would know they're convening 

before it even started. 

Anyway the real point of this post is this joke, that will end 

with an Albino related punch line. 

So why is it that every time I go tanning the only music I

hear is crazy dance/techno shit?

Not everyone that goes tanning is a pill popping raver...

What about the albino that just wants to fit in?

RUSH...no, actually don't...in fact take your time.

I don't get the band RUSH.

Yes, they are all amazing at their instruments,

but every single song they write sounds the same.

Plus they are 3 of the uncoolest guys to ever play rock n'roll.

They aren't even progressive, they are stagnant.

Let me ask you this...

How is it that in a 3 piece band

the guitarist is the least known?

It's because it's this guy...

He's out shined by the bass player, Geddy Lee,

who looks like a gay Vietnamese Howard Stern.  

You should see Geddy on stage,

He's got the posture of a frog trying to stand up straight. 

And the drummer, Neil Peart, is the most famous in the band...

He looks like that angry Korean guy that

washes my bed sheets in a giant pot of boiling water.