Alert Amber: The 2 faces of a Midget.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I've determined that all midgets, dwarves and hobbits

have 2 basic looks:

1) Big foreheaded asshole.

and

2) Big foreheaded asshole that can smile.

Tom Cash said...: Hey, man, I think your shit is hilarious. Seriously. I seriously am reminded a bit of Doug Stanhope. I dropped your link on Facebook and StumbleUpon. I have a comedy website, sort lunatic fringe stuff, currently in the works. If you'd be interested, I'd like to run some of your posts as a column (unless you'd be interested in writing original content for my site, which I would be honored to publish).

Hit me up at tdcash@gmail.com and I'll fill you in on more details, let you check out the current site design mockup, a few pieces of content that are ready to run, and give you all the info on what the site is about, its history, etc.

To give you a quick idea, though, I don't believe in deadlines or pressure. I don't believe in editing for content. I don't push expect anybody I work with to push any agenda but their own, and I don't care if the viewpoint is nihilistic, spiritual, religious, Objectivist (ugh), or Satanist, so long as it's funny and well written. I never, ever censor. I publish whatever the fuck I think we can get away with, and my standards for that are very loose. I've been out of the game for a few years, and anxious to start publishing comedy shit again.

Drop me a line if you're interested.; September 11, 2009 at 5:57 PM