Albino's Anonymous?

Could a place such exist? 

Just thinking about that title is hilarious to me.

Cause there would be nothing Anonymous about a bunch of Albino's...

with their death white skin, snake eyes and putrid obors...

People 2 towns over would know they're convening 

before it even started. 

Anyway the real point of this post is this joke, that will end 

with an Albino related punch line. 

So why is it that every time I go tanning the only music I

hear is crazy dance/techno shit?

Not everyone that goes tanning is a pill popping raver...

What about the albino that just wants to fit in?