RUSH...no, actually don't...in fact take your time.

I don't get the band RUSH.

Yes, they are all amazing at their instruments,

but every single song they write sounds the same.

Plus they are 3 of the uncoolest guys to ever play rock n'roll.

They aren't even progressive, they are stagnant.

Let me ask you this...

How is it that in a 3 piece band

the guitarist is the least known?

It's because it's this guy...

He's out shined by the bass player, Geddy Lee,

who looks like a gay Vietnamese Howard Stern.  

You should see Geddy on stage,

He's got the posture of a frog trying to stand up straight. 

And the drummer, Neil Peart, is the most famous in the band...

He looks like that angry Korean guy that

washes my bed sheets in a giant pot of boiling water.