Happy Halloween!

The worst costume EVER.

If you are any of the following people,

please go out and kill yourself slowly.

1. The idiot who first thought this should be a costume.

2. The higher up idiot who agreed and put this atrocity into production.

3. The Mexican and Philippine sweat shop workers who sewed and assembled it.

4. The 26 year old virgin employee who pushed the sales.

5. His boss who told him to, because he ordered a 100 of them.

6. The self-righteous asshole parent who talked their poor dumb kid

into dressing like them for halloween.

7. Any kid, even if being forced, that wears this shitty shit colored costume.

Nobody likes UPS men, not even themselves.

In a close second for worst costume ever.

The only reason for being the second worst

is because I liked how Super Girl looks so jealous of it.

And the little Fed Ex girl knows it.

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FED EX - FUCK YOU UPS!