Breast Cancer Awareness.

This month is breast cancer awareness month.

And in honor of that and to help promote breast cancer awareness

My team of scientist and I have isolated "breast cancer"

That turd looking black stuff...

Instead of handing out pink ribbons we are offering

to infect you, for free, with a batch of breast cancer.

There's no better way to be aware of something than if you have it.

Just ask original Kiss drummer Peter Criss...

He announced this week that he recently had breast cancer.

The doctors removed one of his old man boobs

and he's been cancer free ever since.

So don't just wear a pink ribbon and pretend to care,

come on down to get infected and prove it.