Ummmm...the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Pepper has been focusing all their advertising on the

fact that their soda has 23 different flavors.

Really?

I thought it only had one flavor, Dr. Pepper.

So I decided to read the bottle more closely and find out

what these other 22 delicious flavors were.

Here's some of them...

Carbonated water - bubbly like a fat guy farting in a hot tub.

Carmel color - who knew you could get flavor from a color?

Sodium - you can never have enough salt in your beverage.

Benzoate - i know, it that sounds like something my mom uses for dry skin, but it tastes great.

Malic acid - it burns sooo good.

Red 40 - its at least 40 times better than regular red.

I could go on listing more of the 23 flavors, but I'm getting so thirsty.