Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Diabetes Babies!!!

The hottest new toy of the season:
Diabetes Babies!!!
They're cute, cuddly and sick, very very sick. 
But don't let their disease stop you, they are fun for all occasions.
Great for dressing up at parties:
You and your friends can spend hours upon hours
dressing them up in various costumes and
laughing at them while sternly pointing 
your finger in their direction.
Don't worry about hurting their feelings, 
They don't have any!
So this winter come on down to your local morgue
and pick up a Diabetes Baby before death does.
Hold it close to your heart, 
while it's own heart struggles to beat.
!!! Hurry They're Dying Fast !!!
Also available is the Happy Kwanzaa Diabetes Baby!!!
Now you can celebrate Kwanzaa all year round.

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