Zebra - Most Fucked Animal.

Next time you think your life sux, just be glad you ain't a Zebra.

Every living thing on earth has something that wants to destroy and/or eat it.

Sort of a checks and balance type system.

If there is a bug that likes to eat a certain flower, 

then there will be a frog that likes to eat those bugs,

and then there will  be a snake that likes to eat those frogs,

etc...etc...etc...

Everything has some kind of a defense.

Whether it's camouflage, poison, speed, odor, etc..

Everything except a Zebra.

Not exactly the best camouflage to hide from lions and shit.

There's only one way things end for a Zebra, and it looks like this...

There's no Zebra's dying from old age.

There's no Zebra retirement or pension programs.

If you die and are reborn as a Zebra, start running and never stop.

Zebra's are built like meatier and tastier horses, except

their half as slow and twice as dumb.

Every single thing they need to survive is loaded with predators.

Grass/plants for food are filled with lions, cheetahs, tigers, etc...

Rivers to drink water from are filled with Zebra eating Alligators. 

And just to make sure they get eaten they were given 

bright white and shiny black skin to make them stand out 

in any environment they enter.

In closing I want to create a new slang term/phrase/whatever you want to call it.

Instead of saying something like, "Yo dude, your fucked!"

You should now say, "Yo dude, your Zebrad!"

or change, "Hey man, that's fucked up!"

to, "Hey man, that's Zebrad!"