Solo record from Geezer solo band.

A statement was released today, to the 

"Who gives a shit" section of the news, 

by the backing band in Geezer Butler's 

solo band, GZR.

Those 3 mooks in the background...

For those of you that don't know, Geezer Butler 

is the bass player for the godfathers of heavy metal

BLACK SABBATH.

Anyway, the small backing band to Geezer's on/off solo 

band is announcing that instead of sitting around waiting

for Geezer they are going to release their own solo record.

Yes, a solo band is releasing their own solo record.

They plan to start with a single that will be 

followed by an album and a tour.

I hate to break it to you guys, you ain't 

recording a full length. 

And your probably wasting your kids college fund on the "single."

Be realistic, you are backing musicians

in this bass players solo band. 

Not quite the same as in being in the E street band.

In other related music news, 

Rock God Paul Stanley of Kiss was quoted saying,

"I never get tired of playing songs that have made me

incredibly rich and satisfied."

Yes, Paul Stanley, the lyricist behind Kiss classics

like, "Let's Put the X in Sex" and "Love Gun."

I don't know which is worse, 

That he's rich or that he's satisfied.

But sometimes the jokes write themselves.