Hero Pilot or Douche? Finally Answered.

After posting previously about whether or not the 

Hudson river hero crash pilot, good old Sully Sullenberg, 

was infact actually a hero or just a lucky douche doing his job.

I read a new article describing his landing and I thought that

ok the guy may be a bad date, but he's probably a good pilot.

But does that make him a hero?

Still I wasn't sure.

Then I was on a plane returning home from a trip to Florida

and while the take off and flight was good,

the landing was a bit bumpy and I almost spilled the drink 

I was hiding from the Stewardess. 

I asked myself again, Is Sully a hero or a douche?

Well, as upset as I was at my slightly uncomfortable landing on land

you can imagine how upset I would have been crashing into water.

Let's put it this way, Sully wouldn't have gotten positive feedback 

on my comment card. 

So that still leaves me at a draw on whether 

he's a hero or a douche.

That is until today....

Sully Sullenberg 

I pronounce thee

DOUCHE!

You have been going around whining 

about how you've lost 40% of your salary over the last 10 years. 

Guess what Sully, 

Your lucky to still have a job as a pilot.

After 9/11 everyone either got fired or lost pay.

The airlines are still struggling today.

So asshole stop trying to guilt the public for a raise.

Real hero's don't save lives for money, they just do it.

Batman and Spiderman don't send 

you a bill after they rescue your ass and save the city. 

Sully is finally proving my point that he is not a hero.

He's just a douche looking to cash in on his good luck. 

And it looks like he did,

He's been cast in the lead role in the off broadway play

about the life of cult film maker, John Waters,

entitled, "Put Your Cum On My Face: The Life of John Waters."

And finally in closing,

I've reached out to an old friend of mine, John Waters

and I asked him to do his impersonation of Sully

right before the plane hit the water...