$80 Roses?

It's that time of year again, when all the teddy bears

in Vermont come out of their caves and start looking to be bought

by desperate men who know nothing better to give to their 

wives other than a stuffed animal.

Your buying your wife a gift, not your 6 year old niece. 

The commercial says that they are the same price as a dozen roses.

Then you see a low end cost of $79.95.

First off, who the hell is spending $80 on roses to begin with?

I can get a dozen roses for $10 from the mexican on the corner 

pretending to be an indian.

But he's not fooling me.

I know the difference between a Native American Indian and a

mexican wearing a head piece and holding a dream catcher. 

What makes a teddy bear from Vermont worth $80?

If i'm spending $80 on something from Vermont, 

it's going in my bong.