Al Sharpton's disappointment.

The news came on and they announced that cops have 

shot and killed a monkey in Connecticut. 

Al Sharpton's reflexes kicked in immediately.

He pulled his dick out of the white hooker he was sleeping with, 

he put on his most expansive 3 piece suit,

went down to the barber shop for a shave and a trim,

then he went to Rosco's Chicken and Waffles for a meal,

after that he called a press conference, 

where he demanded all the black people of the world

to boycott the state of Connecticut until the guilty 

cops are brought to justice.

A reporter asked him if he realized that it was an

actual monkey that got shot and not a black man?

Al thought for a second...

A strong smell then surrounded the podium.

Al then realized that he soiled himself and had

forgotten to put on his diaper that morning.