Mexican Ice.

Every year at winter time, as soon as it starts snowing, 

everyone cautions each other to watch out for black ice.

But you never hear anybody warning you about

the even deadlier mexican ice.

Mexican ice is usually found in front of Home Depot

and on street corners.

While it's easier to see than black ice, 

it's real danger is when you pass it.

Mexican ice has been known to jump up 

and stab people in the neck with a rusty screwdriver.

Throwing salt onto mexican ice is useless. 

The only thing that seems to work is chucking a handful of coins at it.

So this winter try to avoid areas that are heavily populated

with mexican ice and always make sure you have coins ready to throw...

on a side note, 

i've heard the same kind of defense works on jew ice as well.