Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Lot's Of Cheese

I'm going to open a store called, "Lot's of Cheese."
Here's the FAQ page on my store's website.

Q: What do you sell at your store?
A: Lot's of Cheese.

Q: Do you sell cheese?
A: Yes, we sell lot's of it.

Q: I'm looking for a rare kind of cheese. Do you have it?
A: Probably, we have lot's of cheese.

Q: Can I buy crackers here as well?
A: No, just cheese and lot's of it.

Q: What if I only want to buy a little cheese?
A: You can buy a little or a lot.

Q: I want to buy a lot of cheese, am I in the right place?
A: Yes, here you can buy lot's of cheese.

Q: Do you sell a lot of different kinds of cheese or just big chunks of one kind.
A: Both. We have a lot of cheese's and a lot of big chunks of cheese's.

Q: I need to get my hands on some cheese ASAP. How fast do you ship?
A: We ship lot's of cheese everyday. 

Q: Is " Lots" a kind of cheese or a just simply an amount?
A: It's an amount, but if it was a cheese we'd have lot's of it. 

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