Little People, Big Foreheads.

I'm a big fan of the tv show Little People, Big World.

In case you haven't seen it, it's about a little mother and father midget.

They actually gave birth to "human" children, 4 to be exact.

And lucky for them only one of them is vertically fucked.

Camera's follow them around as they do what midgets do best.

And that is to make tall people feel guilty about being tall.

They pitter patter and scamper around with their midget fingers, oversized hoofs and gigantic midget ego's.

In fact, that's the biggest part of them, their sense of midget entitlement.

Listen, being born a midget doesn't entitle you to anything except disgrace and ridicule. 

So while I love the show, I hate how they go around making other people feel awkward for not knowing whether or not to help them.

They order around this poor mexican guy that works on their farm.

Poor guy doesn't even speak english and he's got these little midgets kicking shit at him.

So in closing I think midgets should go back in the closet, or cupboard, and stay out of real people's way.

Come alive in fairy tales, midget tossing and Willy Wonka movies.