The Price is Wrong Edith.

Been watching a lot of price is right recently.

Drew Carey is awesome as the new host.

He makes fun of the people and their bids, he tries to improv on the the spot and fails terribly and he creepily hugs all the hot young college girls...like chester the molestor creepy...and he stares at them through his oversized magnifing glasses with his  beady little chink eyes.

If eye raping was illegal he'd be on death row.

if i was ever lucky enough to be a contestant on the show I wouldn't care about winning a single game, I wouldn't even try and make it off of contestants row.

i would pick some poor pathetic loser who is actually excited about being on the show and always bid just a dollar more than they bid.

I figure that the dollar more bid is probably one of the most dickest things you could do on a game show.

I would pick some one like Edith from Ohio and smile at her as I fucked her well thought out bid. 

I would laugh and point at her each time she lost and she would just wonder why I was doing what I was doing, but I would never tell her.

I would just continue the onslaught making sure neither one of us won anything more than the cheesy parting gifts.

She would probably cry about it later that night , back at the hotel, with her scrabble club.

She would remember me for the rest of her life and always wonder why.

Ok, time to go see my therapist.