Little People, Big Foreheads. #2

Some comments on a recent episode of my favorite mismatched tv shows in which regular humans have to live with and be raised by midgets. 

On this episode the family heads to Orlando, FL.

Because as Amy, the mother midget,  says she likes her kids to experience different cultures.

I guess mother midget doesn't realize that florida is another state 

not a long lost civilization or a unique culture. 

The only culture in Florida is what gets washed ashore: 

a plank of wood with a dead cuban on it. 

But to keep up with the "experience different culture" theme, mother midget talks her family into eating some exotic floridian cuisine.

She took them to a restaurant that was a Greek version of TGIF Friday's.

In fact it's probably to greek food what Red Lobster is to fish. 

or KFC to chicken.

Fine Dining at its best.

After a couple of drinks she starts feeling a little "umpa," which i guess is a greek word for excited midget.

She decides to join a human waitress in dancing on the table top.

While she does her best to copy our human dance moves,

her little midget legs can only move so much before they get tired and swollen. 

She ends the segment by stupidly saying, "I'm glad my family and I got to have this experience here."

Next they went on a tour of a gator farm.

Trying to prove her midget self worth, Amy demanded to be able to try and catch a baby gator.

You should have seen the look in the baby gators face...

i guess midget meat tastes delicious and tender like veal, cause that gator was drooling.

Now sadly she won.

she forced her hand hoofs onto the gators back and pressed down with all her midget strength.

I guess midgets might have similar powers to a retarded person.

Finally they decided to go indoor sky diving. 

What a way to end another great episode.

When those little midgets entered the wind chamber I was laughing my ass off.

It looked like a tornado hit OZ 

and members of the lollipop guild were being tossed all over the place. 

Little People, Big World - monday nights @8pm on TLC.