Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Teen Cribs - Adult Depression

In these rough economical times we are in, TV programmers 
are responding according by scheduling  thoughtful and helpful shows.
Like, 
Their newest show is TEEN CRIBS.
Cause that's exactly what an out of work loser father of 3 
really needs to see. 
He's in a mid-life crisis, lost his job and is thinking of asking his
mother in-law(who he hates) for help....
He does not need to see that 13 year old Bethany has a bidet in 
her own private bathroom...which she uses to watch her feet. 
Also, you might not be able to buy your son a new basketball, 
but her 9 year old little shit brother, Jared, has his own indoor court. 

Now I'm not saying that people with money shouldn't spend it.
But MTV should be a little more sensitive to the times,
not glamorizing a couple extremely fortunate kids
who did nothing, 
other than fall out of their mothers vagina,
to earn any of the stuff they 
are showing off and claiming to be theirs.

All the show does is force regular loser kids to look
at their regular loser parents and realize that life sux. 

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