Man vs. Food

I love cooking shows.

From Food Network to the Travel Channel, I watch most of them.

There's  a new one out called Man vs. Food.

I've given it several episodes to kick in, but nothing yet.

First off, It's called Man vs. Food...

Who challenged who? 

The fat guy or the pizza?

I love to eat cheeseburgers, but they've never challenged me to eat them or anything. 

And it's hardly a fair competition once you get a look at the host...

Look at him...

He looks like that overweight, probably gay,  jewish kid who always went out for the lead role in the high school play, but every year lost out to the much better looking Chad Wentworth. 

And his creepness factor rises faster that his dick when they put a sandwich in front of him.

He licks his lips and begins to sweat profusely. 

You know that what ever thoughts and images are in his head are not safe or natural. 

I got news for you Adam...

Animals are only supposed to be fucked when they are either alive and/or dead.

Once they get to sandwich form it's polite to stop putting your dick in them. 

But nothing holds him back.

Each bite he pleasurably moans and salivates like the first time he sucked a dick. 

It's really disturbing, even right now as I write about it. 

I mean he's trying to eat 10lbs of meat lovers pizza...and they give him a tv show.

He doesn't need a tv show he needs an intervention.

He might actually think that the food is challenging him?

He needs professional help immediately. 

And lastly in this battle between man and food, 

a question i've been pondering...

If thee food shall win then what be it's prize?

To only be half eaten? 

That's like winning a boxing match against Mike Tyson

but being paralyzed for the rest of your life.