Full Body Scanner

Chicago's International Airport will be the countries first to receive a

$25 million "Full Body Scanner" from the government.

It's this guy and he wants to get to know you well.

2 thumbs down.

Poor Roger Ebert, with neck removal surgery,

will no longer be able to speak.

I can't decide if he looks like a horny teenager from the 1950s

or a bobble head version of one of the Little Rascals?