Columbus Day or another National No Mail Day?
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
In 1493 Columbus stopped to take a pee,
we all know the jingle.
What I love about the celebration of Columbus day
is that we celebrate him doing some thing monumental,
like discovering America, by taking the day off from work.
He treks across uncharted oceans of water and
discovered the greatest nation in the world and
this douche bag can't even deliver a
Sears Catalogue?