I wanted to repost this, cause I actually found pics of the 2 little
shops in Amsterdam that inspired the post to begin with...
I'm going to open a store called, "Lots of Cheese."
Here's the FAQ page on my store's website.
Q: What do you sell at your store?
A: Lots of Cheese.
Q: Do you sell cheese?
A: Yes, we sell lots of it.
Q: I'm looking for a rare kind of cheese. Do you have it?
A: Probably, we have lots of cheese.
Q: Can I buy crackers here as well?
A: No, just cheese and lots of it.
Q: What if I only want to buy a little cheese?
A: You can buy a little or a lot.
Q: I want to buy a lot of cheese, am I in the right place?
A: Yes, here you can buy lots of cheese.
Q: Do you sell a lot of different kinds of cheese or just big chunks of one kind.
A: Both. We have a lot of cheese's and a lot of big chunks of cheese's.
Q: I need to get my hands on some cheese ASAP. How fast do you ship?
A: We ship lots of cheese everyday.
Q: Is " Lots" a kind of cheese or a just simply an amount?
A: It's an amount, but if it was a cheese we'd have lots of it.