Hanging shoes.

Have you ever been driving somewhere and in like a couple of 

blocks you go from the "good" area to the "bad" area?

No warning signs other than an increased amount of

Bail Bonds, Liquor and Check Cashing stores.

You are really deep in shit if you find one store that

does all 3 of the above.

By the time your in it, it's already to late.

So I came up with an advanced warning sign to help 

you steer clear of certain areas.

Look up at the lines and wires that are above the streets.

The more old shoes you see hanging up,

then the worse the area is and you better turn around.

Think about it...

There ain't no "Air Jordan's" hanging 

on phone wires in Greenwich Connecticut.

There's no fake baby Timberlands swinging in

Witchitah Nebraska. 

What's the point of doing that anyway?

To show your neighbors you were able to buy a new pair of shoes?