Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Handicap Parking Spaces

Why is there any need to have handicap parking spaces at a gym?
Am I the only one that feels that way?

Listen, if you can't walk or you drive your car with your feet
i agree you should get a good parking space.
But if your able to do ANYTHING at a gym,
you should have to fight for a parking space with the rest of us jerks.

One day I arrived at the parking lot the same time an older woman
pulled into the handicap space.
I thought great, let me see how handicap she really is.
I stalked her out in the gym...guess where I found her?
On the treadmill, galloping like a gazelle.
I can run comfortably somewhere between 6.5 and 7.5, 
depending on the day.
This "handicap" woman wasn't breaking a sweat at a 6.2.

Either she's an overachiever with a great parking space
or
I might be handicap also.

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